Owezizwe, owokuqala efika eRussia, uzobona ngokushesha indlela ukuziphatha kweRashiya okungafani ngayo nokuziphatha kwabantu ezweni lakubo. Nansi uhlu olufushane lwamaRussia ayenzayo njalo, futhi abantu bezinye izizwe abakwazi ukukuqonda.
1. Gqoka ngaphambi kokuya esitolo.
AmaRussia, ikakhulu labo abahlala emizini emikhulu, bathanda ukugqoka. Isibonelo, amantombazane amaningi agqoke ingubo enhle nezithende eziphakeme uma nje beya esitolo.
2. Qiniseka ukuthi uhlala "ethrekhi."
Njengoba sebeqoqe zonke izikhwama, abaningi baseRussia bakhetha ukuhlala emgwaqweni ngaphambi kokuphuma endlini.
3. Bachaza ama-toasts amade kakhulu futhi akhuthazayo.
Abantu abavilapha kakhulu kuphela baseRussia abacebile kakhulu bazozivumela ukuba basheshe basho isilonda "Ngokwezempilo" ngesikhathi sokugubha. Ngokujulile. Ngokuyinhloko, lena indaba ende noma indaba, ene-anecdote nesiphetho.
4. Tshela ama-anecdotes kunoma iyiphi ithuba elihle.
Ngakho-ke, masenze ubuso obunzima.
Ngaphakathi kwezindaba ezithile ezithakazelisayo ezivela empilweni, bangakwazi ukuma ngokuzumayo bathi: "Uyazi, kufana nalokho kuhlaya ..." Bese bayomtshela, noma ngabe akahambisani nalesi simo nhlobo.
5. Siyakuhalalani emva kokuvuthwa.
Kutshisa lapha, njengokugeza
"Nge-steam elula!" - indawo evamile yaseRussia, isifiso esibangela ukuphazamiseka phakathi kwamanye amazwe. Ngisho nokuhumusha akulula kakhulu!
6. Umbuzo othi "Ungubani?" Banikezwa impendulo eqotho futhi enemininingwane, bayokutshela ukuthi usuku luhambe kanjani nokuthi yiziphi izinhlelo abazozenza.
Ngoba eRussia umbuzo othi "Ungubani?" Abantu balindele ukuthola impendulo egcwele, hhayi evamile kubafokazi "Konke kuhle, ngiyabonga!"
7. Ungamomotheka kubantu abangabazi.
AmaRussia awasetshenziselwa ukumomotheka kubantu abangabazi, abahlangana nokubukeka emgwaqweni noma ezokuthutha zomphakathi. Bakholelwa ukuthi ukumamatheka kufanele kube njalo ngobuqotho, ngakho-ke bakhetha ukukunika kuphela abathandekayo nabangane babo kuphela. Ngakho-ke, abaningi bezinye izizwe bakholelwa ukuthi amaRussia ayisizwe esicasulayo.
8. Nikeza okunye ukukhetha ukugubha uNyaka Omusha, kunokuba uKhisimusi.
Isihlahla sikaKhisimusi - soNyaka Omusha. Izipho - Unyaka Omusha. Futhi akukho okushiwo ngoKhisimusi. Ngisho namaholide namaholidi yiNyaka Omusha hhayi uKhisimusi.
9. Ukubukeza njalo izithombe zakudala zaseSoviet.
"Hlala, linda!" (I-Analog of the "Tom and Jerry" yaseMelika), "Abaculi BaseBenmen Town" ne "Queen Queen" yizibonelo ezimbalwa zezinqola ezithandwa kakhulu.
10. Wonke amantombazane abizwa ngokuthi "intombazane".
Hey, ntombazane!
E-Russia, uma ufuna ukubiza umnakekeli, khona-ke memeze "intombazane!" Uma ukhuluma nowesifazane oneminyaka ephakathi, uyambiza ngokuthi "intombazane". Ngokuqinisekile, amantombazane amancane asebenza ngokufanele. Ngokuvamile, noma yimuphi owesifazane ongenakubizwa ngokuthi ugogo, obizwa ngokuthi intombazane.
11. Hlala amahora amaningana ekamelweni lokudlela ngesikhathi sokuphumula kwasemini.
Lapho isiRashiya, ukusebenza noma ukufunda ndawonye, sinquma ukudla, sidle ekamelweni lokudlela, sidle, bese ukhuluma kancane. Futhi kancane kancane. Futhi okuncane kakhulu. Futhi kuthatha amahora amaningana.
12. Gcina amaphakethe ngamaphakheji.
Ngokujulile. AmaRussia akakaze alahle nanoma yiziphi amaphakheji, ngoba "adinga ukushiywa, akwanele." E-America naseYurophu ngamaphakheji kuyisiko ukubuyela ezitolo, bese kuthiwa balahliwe kude.
13. Uma beyazi ukuthi izivakashi zizofika kubo, ngokuqinisekile zizokulungiselela ukudla.
Futhi, yebo, evelele kakhulu nge imayonnaise.
14. Bahlala nabazali isikhathi eside.
AmaRussia aboni lutho oluyinqaba lapho behlala nabazali babo, ogogo nomkhulu ngaphansi kophahla olulodwa. Okungavumelekile ngokuphelele, kusho, umMelika.
15. Kulula kakhulu futhi kalula ukuthola ulimi oluvamile nabantu abangabazi futhi ngokushesha ube abangane.
Ungakwazi ukubiza umuntu ozolile ukuba athole indebe noma ikhofi ngosuku lokuqala lokuphola.
16. Futhi, yiqiniso, ngeke bavakashele ngaphandle komnikelo.
Kungaba yini: ibhodlela lewayini elihle, ibhokisi lama-chocolates, izimbali (njalo inombolo engavamile). Akunandaba ukuthi uthatha nani, noma yisiphi isipho sizoba mnandi kubo.