U-Ma no-Jo: 30 imibhalo engenakwenzeka engenamandla neyesibindi yangasese

Akekho, okungenani kanye, ngesinye isikhathi asizange asebenzise ngokunenzuzo ukucaphuna kukaLelik okuvela "kwiDaymond Diamond": "Ngokuqinile enyakatho, cishe ngamamitha amahlanu, kukhona i-tualet, njengendlu yangasese, ekhonjiswe ohlelweni ngezinhlamvu zokuthi uMa noJo"?

Ngakho-ke, isikhathi esidlule saseSoviet sizosikhumbuza thina ngokwethu, kodwa hhayi kulolu cala elimnyama ... Kuvela ukuthi imibhalo yezindlu zangasese enezinhlamvu "M" no "F" ayifanelekile isikhathi eside, futhi ishintshwe yizinto ezikhudlwana nezokudala.

Ngendlela, lapha uzothola imibono emihle kakhulu yolwandle kanye "nesidingo" sakho!

1. Vumelana, lokhu kungenye uhlobo olusha lomdwebo wezobuhlakani!

O, ngubani ongathi ...

3. Amadoda ngakwesobunxele, ngoba owesifazane uhlale eqinisile!

4. Kulungile, ungaphi manje?

5. Wow, kuhle kanjani!

6. Kungani kungakabikho ukukhiqizwa kakhulu?

7. Umbhali we-test!

8. Yini oyifunayo kusuka ku-minimalism?

9. Ingabe lokhu kuyiqiniso lonke emehlweni akho?

10. Futhi akukho cala ...

11. Ngifuna lokhu ekhaya!

12. Hhayi, hey, kulula! Kusadingeka ukuchaza izingane!

13. Phuma!

14. Ukudlala izithunzi.

15. Masidlale?

16. Kulungile, okungenani umthamo we-conservatism!

Lokhu kukhulu kakhulu!

18. Yini ongayisho mayelana "nomswakama" nomqondo ongenawo "nuts"?

19. Ngokufushane nangokucacile ...

20. Abanikazi be-pizzeria bangabathili bobulili!

21. Wow, lokho kuyinkumbulo!

22. Kuhle kakhulu!

23. Futhi akukho ndawo yokuphuma kulokhu ...

24. Nansi, lapha futhi ezinye izici ...

25. O, ngubani ozimisele ukuya emnyango wokuqala?

26. Ngigcine ngiyisikhombisa, ngizohamba ngibheke enye indlu yangasese ...

27. Kungcono ukuthi izincwadi "Ma" no "Jo"

28. Nansi indlela wena?

29. Kuyini lokhu kukhululeka?

30. Futhi akuyena lo owawinawo?