I-North Korea, noma iNorth Korea, iyizwe elithakazelisayo kakhulu futhi "eliyimfihlo," lapho kukhona iningi lehlebo.
Futhi akumangalisi, ngoba i-DPRK inomunye wemigomo evinjiwe kakhulu emhlabeni. Ngakho-ke, kunezindaba eziningi ezingamanga futhi amaqiniso angaqinisekisiwe ngawo. Kodwa ngenxa yezinhloli kanye nemithombo eyimfihlo yolwazi, sikwazi ukuphakamisa isihenqo sezimfihlo zaseNyakatho Korea futhi ekugcineni sithole ukuthi kwenzekani kwelinye lamazwe avaliwe kakhulu emhlabeni. Vele uhlale phansi, ngoba izinto esizijwayele ukuzenza, eNyakatho Korea zingajeziswa ngokuvumelana nokuqina komthetho!
1. Izingcingo zomhlaba jikelele.
ENyakatho Korea, izingcingo zomhlaba jikelele azivunyelwe. Imizamo yokufinyelela ezihlotsheni ezivela eNingizimu Korea inzima kakhulu. Kunezimo lapho imizamo yokuxhumana nezihlobo zaseNingizimu Korea iphelile ngesigwebo sokufa. Madness, kodwa kunjalo!
2. Yiba nombono wakho.
ENyakatho Korea kukhona umthetho ongabonakali, lapho wonke umuntu olalela cishe kusukela ekuzalweni: umuntu angacabanga nje ngendlela uhulumeni adinga ngayo. Ngakho-ke, akekho ongacabanga ngenye indlela.
3. Azikho amagajethi amasha.
Uke wajwayela iPhones namadivayisi wokuxhumana wanamuhla? ENyakatho Korea, ungakhohlwa ngakho kuze kube phakade. Kukhona kunqatshelwe ukusebenzisa noma yimaphi amadivayisi asebenza ku-Android noma i-iOS, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ifoni, ithebhulethi noma ikhompyutha. Ngamafuphi, ayikho imikhuba yasentshonalanga, ukukhiqizwa kwekhaya kuphela!
4. Ukulalela umculo wangaphandle.
Kungesabisa ngisho nokucabanga ukuthi abantu baseNyakatho Korea balahlekile kangakanani, abangenakukwazi ukufunda amashadi amasha omculo wakamuva. Wonke umculo kuleli zwe kufanele adumise umbuso wezepolitiki. Ngiyavuma, kunzima ukucabanga u-Rihanna noma uMadonna ohlabelela ngombuso okhazimulayo waseNyakatho Korea.
5. Ukwebiwa kwephosta yesigceme.
Ngo-2016, kwenzeka isigameko esibuhlungu ku-DPRK, esabiza umfundi osemusha-waseMelika wokuphila. Umfundi oneminyaka engu-22 ubudala, u-Otto Wormbier, ngemiyalo yomphakathi okhethekile wezobuhlakani, weba iphosta ekhungathekile ehhotela. Wabanjwa, wajeziswa futhi wanikezwa iminyaka engu-15 yokusebenza kanzima emacala okuzama "ukwehlisa ubunye babantu baseKorea". Ngeshwa, u-Otto wawela e-coma, futhi, esebuyele ezweni lakubo, wafa. Ngakho-ke ngaphambi kokuba uqede ucezu lwephepha ku-DPRK, kufanele ucabange kaningi, izikhathi eziningi. Futhi ukumemezela kwe-banal ngokuzumayo kuyoba yiphosta yesigemeko nesithombe somholi.
6. Ukuhlambalaza umholi weNyakatho Korea.
Ungalokothi ukhulume kabi ngoMongameli we-DPRK. Ngisho ucabange ngalokhu ukhohlwa-ngoba wena ungaqeda kabi.
7. Shayela izwe "North Korea".
Uma sicabanga ukuthi uhulumeni uzibheka njengowona kuphela uKorea weqiniso, igama elisemthethweni lombuso yiDemocratic People's Republic of Korea - iDemocratic People's Republic of Korea. Futhi ngesikhathi uhlala kuleli lizwe, kufanele ulibize ngaleyo ndlela futhi kungenjalo.
8. Ukudweba izithombe.
Lo mthetho, okufanele uqondwe yizo zonke izivakashi: eNyakatho Korea awukwazi ukuthatha izithombe zento yonke. Kunezinto eziningi nezindawo ezingavunyelwe ukuba zifakwe.
9. Ukushayela imoto.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kuzodabukisa kanjani, kodwa eNorth Korea ngeke ukwazi ukuhamba ngokukhululekile. Ngokwezibalo, kunomshini owodwa kuphela kubantu abangu-1000. Ngakho-ke, ukuhamba kunconywa wonke umuntu.
10. Ukuhleka usulu.
Ngokusho kwabokufika, kungcono ukungathokozi ku-DPRK. Wonke amagama akho athathwa ngokungathí sina, ngakho kufanele uhlale uqaphile.
11. Khuluma kabi ngohulumeni.
Kufanele nje ukhumbule - bonke abanecala babhekene "nekamu lokulungisa". Vumelana, kancane kancane!
12. Cela lapho uKim Jong-un ezalwa khona.
Kungani ungaceli? Vele uthathe izwi lami futhi ungakhathazeki ngezinsuku ezingadingekile. Ukuze uthole okuhle kwakho. Yebo, futhi bona abazi kahle impendulo yalo mbuzo.
13. Ukuphuza utshwala.
Ku-DPRK kukhona isimiso esithile sokuthi "ukuphuza utshwala". Ngo-2012, esinye sezikhulu zamabutho labulawa ngokuphuza utshwala ngesikhathi sokulila izinsuku ezingu-Kim Kim Jong Il.
14. Yiba ne-Iroquois.
Noma yikuphi ukukhanda eNorth Korea kufanele kuvunywe nguhulumeni. Ngendlela, kunezinwele ezingu-28 ezahlukene ongazisebenzisa ngokuphepha. Okunye - kuphela ngaphansi kokuhlupheka kokufa.
Shiya leli zwe.
Uma unquma ukuhamba uhambo futhi ushiye i-DPRK, uzoqinisekiswa ukuthi uyothathwa, ubuyiselwe futhi udutshulwa. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kanye nawe, cishe, wonke umndeni wakho uzokwenziwa.
16. Phila ePyongyang.
Lapha ungacabanga ukuthi umuntu ongaphandle uqondisa kuwe, kuphi nokuthi ungahlala kanjani! Cha? Futhi ku-DPRK, uhulumeni unquma ukuthi yiziphi izidakamizwa ezivunyelwe ukuba zihlale enhloko-dolobha yombuso. Futhi ngokuvamile kaningi bangabantu abanokuxhumana okukhulu.
17. Ukubuka izithombe ezingcolile.
Ukucwaninga
Lapha, kubonakala sengathi, kahle, umuntu ufuna ukubuka izinto eziphathekayo zobulili ezingcolile - kahle, akeke babheke impilo yabo. Kodwa cha! Ku-DPRK, uzobhekana nesigwebo sokufa sokubuka imikhiqizo yemboni yezocansi. Owesifazane owayengumfana uKim Jong-un wadutshulwa phambi komndeni wakhe ngokurekhoda ividiyo yezocansi.
18. Vumela inkolo.
Ngokusho kwezenkolo zayo, iNorth Korea iyizwe elingakholelwa kuNkulunkulu, okuyinto kunoma yiliphi inkolo elinobudlova futhi elingenamusa. Ngo-2013, ngomyalo kahulumeni, kwabulawa amaKristu angama-80 afundela iBhayibheli kuphela.
19. Ukufinyelela kwe-Inthanethi mahhala.
Noma ubani angasebenzisa i-Intanethi eNyakatho Korea, kodwa kuphela lawo masayithi avunyelwe uhulumeni we-DPRK angavakashelwe kuwebhu engapheli emhlabeni wonke. Ukuzama ukuya kunoma yimuphi omunye isayithi kujeziswa ukufa. Empeleni, ku-DPRK, isixazululo esisodwa kuzo zonke izinkinga senziwa. Ngakho ungakhathazeki.
20. Ukungavoteli.
Ezweni Lama-Morning Freshness kunqatshelwe ukuba lihlanganyele kokhetho. Ukuvota kuyimpoqo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ukuvotela ummeleli ongalungile kungathinta impilo yakho.
21. Egqoke ama jeans.
Enye yezinto ezizithandayo kakhulu zengubo yokugqoka yomuntu yi-jeans. Kodwa ku-DPRK, ungakhohlwa ngabo, ngoba i-jeans ihlotshaniswa nesitha seNyakatho Korea - i-US, ngakho-ke ivinjelwe.
22. Buka i-TV.
Njengasekuqaleni kwe-inthanethi, eNyakatho Korea kuphela iziteshi ezivunyelwe uhulumeni zingabonwa. Kunezimo lapho abantu abaningana begwetshwa ukufa ngokubuka iziteshi zaseNingizimu Korea.
23. Ukuzama ukuphunyuka etilongweni.
I-DPRK ikwazi ukuphuma ngisho nakule ndawo. Ngokusho kwemithetho yezwe, noma yisiphi isiboshwa esiphunyuka noma esama ukwenza lokhu, izizukulwane ezine zomndeni wakhe zijeziswa ngokulandela ubukhulu bemithetho yaseNyakatho Korea. Futhi, njengoba sibonile ngenhla, kunendlela eyodwa kuphela ephuma kuhulumeni.
24. Funda le ncwadi.
Kuzo zonke izinto ezingaphandle eNyakatho Korea zibi kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, uma ubanjwe nomhlahlandlela ojwayelekile ezweni, ukhona enkingeni.
25. Ukwenza amaphutha.
Vumelana ukuthi abaningi benza amaphutha kokubili kokukhuluma nokubhala, kodwa hhayi ukubulala umuntu ngakho! E-DPRK ningacabangi kanjalo. Muva nje, umlobi wezindaba wabulawa lapho ngenxa ye-typo evamile kulesi sihloko.
Ngakho ngifuna ukubuza uhulumeni we-DPRK: "Ungaphumelela yini? Noma ingabe lokhu kujeziswa nokufa? "Kubonakala sengathi i-DPRK iphila ngemithetho yayo, engeke ihlukane nemigomo noma imithetho yokuxhumana nabantu. Ngakho-ke, uma unquma ukuya eNorth Korea, khumbula zonke izixwayiso. Futhi kungcono ukungayi khona nhlobo!