Amantombazane amaningi emaphakathini ngezinye izikhathi aziqondi lapho akhona nokuthi kwenzekani nxazonke. Ngakho-ke, abasebenzisi be-intanethi ngokuvamile abaqapheli ubufakazi bokungathembeki nokugqama izithombe zobulili obuhle.
Amantombazane, khumbula, uma isilinganiso sakho sokuphuza utshwala nokuzihlonipha kwakho kushiya wena, kodwa uthembise ukubuyela - udinga ukuphuthuma ekhaya. Uma kungenjalo ubungozi bokuba, okungenani ukukhanya kuzo zonke izithombe zakho, ezotholakala ezigidini zabantu ku-intanethi.
1. Wonke amaqembu amantombazane aqala ngeseshini lesithombe eside nabangani ababizwa ngokuthi "Ngaphambi kweCocktail."
2. Noma kunjalo wonke umuntu uyazi izilimi zezithombe, okuvame ukuhamba nazo zonke izithombe zamantombazane emaphathini.
3. Kodwa okubi kakhulu isithombe, lapho ubungane besifazane buboniswa khona "ngolimi lokuxhumana" nomngani.
4. Futhi, yiqiniso, wonke umuntu uyazi isimo lapho kungekho zithombe ezibukeka zihloniphekile, ngakho-ke kufanele zisuswe futhi ziphinde ziphinde zithunyelwe.
5. Yiqiniso, zonke izintombazane okungenani kanye zathola uhlu lonke lokuncoma kumngane wakhe, owayesephuzile kakade.
Uhle kakhulu kuneCinderella. Iphunga lakho lifana nezinaliti zephayini, futhi izici zobuso bakho zinjengelanga.
6. Kodwa zonke izincomo ezintombi zizoshintsha ngokushesha nje uma uqala ukukhathazeka.
Yebo, cha. Ulungile kakhulu.
7. Wonke amantombazane anekhono eliyingqayizivele elikhuluma kakhulu lapho ephuza kancane. Futhi akekho owake wakhathaza ukuthi ukuxhumana okunjalo kwenzeka endlini yangasese.
8. Ngenkathi ngezinye izikhathi lokhu kukhulumisana kukuvumela ukuba uthole abangane abasha kanye nesikhathi esilandelayo ukuya ephathini nabo. Kunjalo umjikelezo wokuxhumana ngokubambisana.
9. Wonke umuntu udinga ukwazi ukuthi indlu yangasese ephakathi kwendawo yokukhulumisana, lapho amagagasi anobungane evulela cishe wonke umuntu nento yonke.
10. Yingakho umgqeni endlini yangasese yowesifazane uhlala isikhathi eside, nakuba kubonakala kungenangqondo kakhulu ngaphandle.
11. Amanye amantombazane emaphakathini, konke kungenzeka. Futhi, okokuqala, iphathelene nendlu yangasese yomuntu, ngemva kokuvakashelwa ukuthi uzizwa ungenangqondo.
12. Uma izindlu zangasese ziba yinto encane yamantombazane emaphakathini, ke izicathulo ze-doroguschie ezinezithende eziphakeme - okunye okutholakala kuzo, okuphazamisa ukunyakaza.
13. Emaphakathini kukhona ukusabela kwamakhansela kuwo wonke amantombazane azama ukukopisha.
14. Ngakho-ke, ngokuphelele amantombazane ayazi ukuthi i-gait encane ephikisayo ngemuva kwezithende eziphakeme ziyoba yisilinganiso sobuhle phakathi kwaso.
15. Wonke amantombazane ajwayele isikhathi lapho umculo owakuthandayo uzwakala khona futhi isigamu samantombazane siba namandla kakhulu, ukuthi ngezinye izikhathi abakwazi ukubhekana nomzimba wabo.
16. Yebo-ke, akuyona ibhande elilodwa le-girly elingenakuyenza ngaphandle kwamadoda angaphambili avele eqenjini elifanayo.
17. Amantombazane esimweni esinjalo emaphakathini aqala ukuhlangana ngamaqembu ukuze alwe nesikhathi esedlule.
18. Futhi njengendlela ehlukile yomzabalazo, amantombazane ahlela ukudansa okungcolile komunye nomunye.
19. Kodwa konke lokhu kwenzeka kuze kube yilapho enye yeqembu lamantombazane isondelene kakhulu nomfokazi.
20. Yikuphi, okuyiyona eyingqayizivele futhi eyingqayizivele ngesikhathi esifanele futhi kuleso simo futhi ngaleyo ndlela yokuphuza utshwala idliwe.
Ngingathanda ukuthinta umshini wakhe!
21. Futhi ngaleso sikhathi kukhona umuntu ovela kumngane odlalwayo ophoqelelwe ukuxazulula isimo samanje.
Fuck off, wena asshole!