Imikhuba engamadoda eyisinengiso

Basha, vuma ukuthi usuvele ugcina lezi zinto nsuku zonke. Kwanele ukuthi cha!

1. Hlanza inkaba kusukela ekungcoleni okuqoqiwe, ngethemba lokuthi kuzoba khona ngaphezu kwezolo.

2. Shiya izipikili ezinqunywe noma kuphi, ucabange: "Kukhona indawo kubo."

3. Yenza lokhu ngethawula bese uqhubeka ukuyisebenzisa.

4. Hlanza ukungcola phakathi kwezinzwani zakho futhi ungageza izandla emva kwalokho.

5. Fart in the tub, bese uzama ukubamba ukunambitheka obucayi of the bubble kuqhuma phezu kwamanzi.

6. Ungagcini umlomo wakho uma uphazamisa, noma kubi kakhulu - uphonsa impumulo yakho bese usula noma yikuphi ukuphefumula okuphezulu: i-sofa, ukusebenza kwekhaya ...

7. Paint ebhodini ngenkathi ugeza.

8. Shiya izinwele ezishicilelwe kuyo yonke indawo yokugezela.

9. Nuuu, njalo wonke umuntu uyakwenza! Yeka ukuthi ungasakaze kanjani iphunga lonke egumbini ...

10. Khipha ama-pimples ngamandla anjalo ukuthi okuqukethwe okuncane kungabonakala kakade esibukweni.

11. Zama ukuphula amarekhodi ngokuqala umlenze omude kakhulu.

12. Flaunt eshaweni.

13. Pissing eshaweni. Futhi ungenza kokubili ngesikhathi esisodwa.

14. Gwema amaqanda ngesikhathi ubukela i-telly futhi ... Ta-da! Sula isandla sakho.

15. Kungenakwenzeka ukuthi uphonsa emanzini uma kungekho okunye okukhethwa kukho.

16. Phindela iminwe yakho futhi, usebenzisa indlu yangasese engabizi kahle, ephuka ngesikhathi esingaphansi kakhulu, ishiya iminwe yakho lapha ... kahle, cishe)

17. Isithombe se-frank siya ... kodwa kusuka kuwo wonke ama-angles ukuthumela kubangani.

18. Futhi, yiqiniso, zidumise uma wenza umsebenzi othile. Kuvamile - ziqhenye wena ...