Uma uphupha indoda yangempela ...
Izikhulu zeDisney zikhohlisa, ungaphupha kuphela ukuthi zikhona empilweni yangempela, akunjalo?
Ngenhlanhla, umculi waseFinland uJirka Vaatainen wabhala imifanekiso ebonakalayo evuselela izinhlamvu zakho ezizithandayo zeDisney.
I-Prince Charming evela ku-cartoon "Cinderella" ivela kumuntu omuhle odwetshwe ngesandla ...
... kumuntu wamaphupho akho nge-crystal slipper ezandleni zakho.
Ukusuka e-Aladdin, eqinisweni, umfana wasemgwaqeni waphuma ...
... i-heartthrob eyokukhombisa izwe elisha!
Uzobona nje u-Eric omusha ...
... futhi kusuka kwelinye elilodwa kuze kube amehlo akhe okubhoboza okwesibhakabhaka uzofuna ukuba yingxenye yezwe lakhe!
UBlondie John Smith waqala nomhambi olula ...
... futhi waba umkhawulo wamaphupho, okuzokwenqamula okhethiweyo wakhe emifuleni emifula enhle!
I-Prince Adam ("Monster") ne-curls yakhe ethandekayo yabonakala empeleni ...
... futhi nakanjani ufuna ukuba ubuhle bakhe!
Kwabe sekufika uPhilip Philip ...
... ubukeka ngempela ekhangayo kakhulu!
Asikwazi ukusiza ngaphandle kokukhuluma ngo-Tarzan ...
... ngoba ngesikhathi sakhe senkampani izohamba ngokungaqapheli!
Uh, noHercules? ...
... yebo, ufuna ukuya naye ekugcineni!
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