Wake wazizwa ngemithetho kaMurphy? Lena isimiso sefilosofi sokudlala. Iphuzu layo lonke ukuthi uma kukhona okungenani ithuba elincane lokuthi uhlobo oluthile lwenkathazo luzokwenzeka, ke, qiniseka, awukwazi ukuphunyuka kuso.
1. Futhi ulandele emva kwalokho ukudla kuMcDonald's, enethemba lokuthi uzothola isikhathi sokudla ngokushesha.
2. Liphuza ikhofi.
Namuhla kuyoba usuku oluhle
Yebo, yebo, sidlulile
3. Yingakho ngezinye izikhathi kungcono ukukhokhelwa ngokweqile kunokuba uthenge umkhiqizo eshibhile ongahambisani nethemba lakho.
4. Kubonakala sengathi umuntu udinga ukuyeka ukudla amakhekhe ngaphambi kokulala.
5. Futhi isitha asifuni lokhu.
6. Futhi lokhu kungabizwa ngokuthi ukwehluleka konyaka.
7. Unayo igayi oyithandayo?
Ngiyayithanda ikam yami
Ngimangele! Ngiphule ikam yami.
8. Ingabe udinga amafutha we-chocolate kwizinkwa noma i-laptop keyboard?
9. Lezi zindebe zokupheka zinomsoco futhi ... zibuthakathaka ...
10. Kwabanye, lokhu kubuhlungu kwangempela.
11. Lokhu kuyagxuma ... Uxolo umfana.
12. Mhlawumbe lokhu kuyisithombe esihle kakhulu engake ngibone.
13. Inhlanhla kuwe!
14. Inkinga kufanele iphathwe ngokumomotheka.
15. Kodwa ku-Instagram kuyoba isithombe esihle kakhulu.
16. Nakhu, umthetho wezincazelo kuzo zonke izinkazimulo zawo.
17. Ngaphambi kwakho ungumuntu ongesabi inkathazo.
18. Kodwa-ke, ngesikhathi esibuhlungu.
19. Akekho ongakwazi ukuhluleka.
20. Futhi akudingeki nje ukuthi lolu suku usuku lwakho olubi.
21. Life is a photobomb.
22. Nansi inkinga.
Uxolo, kodwa impendulo ayilungile
Impendulo efanele
Impendulo yakho