Cinderella, bamba izinwele zami, sicela!
1. Ukudubula kwesithathu ngemuva kokuqala kweqembu - kusihlwa kuthembisa ukungahlali.
2. Ubuye ubheke ukucabangela kwakho esibukweni, ujabulele ukuthi isithombe sakho sinjani namuhla.
3. Uma abalindi bengakuvumeli ukuba uphume emcimbini, ngoba umngane wakho "ulungele" kakhulu umcimbi ...
4. Yileyo ndlela ubheka ngayo nentombi yakho esiseduze uma ukhetha futhi uhlola isisulu sakho kulokhu kusihlwa.
5. Ngakho-ke bheka abesifazane abasha abakha amehlo abantu, bebala nge-cocktail yamahhala.
6. Uma uvuka okokuqala emva kokuhlala isikhathi eside, futhi uqaphele ukuthi uphuze okuningi emva kwakho konke.
7. Umfana othakazelisayo kakhulu kuleli qembu wakukhathalela, kodwa isoka likulindele ekhaya ...
8. Hlola ngokucophelela, yilokho amantombazane abukeka khona, ngokungazelelwe aqaphele ngomdanso olandelayo wokushisa ukuthi kusihlwa kwaba yimpumelelo, futhi ingilazi elandelayo yodakwa yayizoba yinto engavamile.
9. Uma i-bartender ithi ikhadi lakho alinayo imali eyanele.
10. Uma uzama ukudubula ngamehlo akho, kodwa akekho ozama ukunaka le mizamo ((
11. Uma uzama ukuziqhenya, njengengilazi.
12. Uma ubheka ukucabangela kwakho esibukweni endlini yangasese yeqembu bese uqaphela ukuthi akukho ukubuyela emuva, futhi ukwenza noma yikuphi ukuzama ukulungisa lesi simo sekwephuzile.
13. Uma uvikela "ukuphanga" kwakho, ngoba wambona kuqala.
14. Uma usuka endlini yangasese bese ubona ukuthi intombazane enhle ikhuluma nomuntu ongathandeki kakhulu kuwe, futhi awukwazi ukuthi ungasindisa kanjani isimo.
15. Lapho egoqa izinwele zakhe kanzima kangangokuthi izwe elizungeze laqala ukugeleza.
16. Uma uzama ukuqinisekisile intombazane ephuzile ye-tequila, owaqala ukukhumbula labo abakuqala.
17. Uma abangane bethola olunye udweshu, kodwa usuvele unelutho, kodwa usadingeka uphuze.
18. Lapho etshela abangane bakhe ukuthi wayengacabangi ukuphila kwakhe ngaphandle kwabo futhi wayekulungele ukugijimela ezandleni zomuntu wonke.
19. Uma ubamba izinwele zezintombi zakho endlini yangasese ngenkathi egula.
20. Uma uphenduka bese ubona ukuthi umngani ushiya kanjani iqembu kanye nomfana oye wachitha wonke ubusuku ekwakheni amehlo.
21. Uma ngifuna ukubuyela ekhaya ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka, kodwa ayikho imoto yamahhala ematekisi.
22. Lapho kufika uMcDonald's for a cheeseburger, okuyinto ngemuva kwamashothi amaningi kangaka okuhle kakhulu, futhi ivaliwe ngaphandle kwencazelo.
23. Uma uhlala ngaphandle kwewindi etafuleni, ngakho-ke awuguli kahle emotweni.
24. Ngesikhathi ngifika ekhaya emva kwama-cocktails angamashumi amabili, ngifuna kakhulu into enhle futhi efrijini - nje i-apple ephunga.
25. Lapho ekugcineni esusa izithende zakhe futhi ungagubha ngokugcwele yonke iminwe yakho.
26. Uma uzama ukulala, kodwa ikhanda lakho nakho konke kuhamba.
27. Hhayi, futhi ekugcineni, amantombazane amaningi abukeka njengalawa ekuseni, ebuka isikhwama futhi ebona ukuthi imali engakanani abaye bayidlala kuyo ...
Lokhu kudumala okukhulu.