Uma usu-30, isimo sengqondo sezinto eziningi sishintsha.
Futhi uma uqonda ukuthi amaqembu akho ahlakaniphile aphela kuze kube ngu-11, ukuphumula okungcono kakhulu kuyiphupho, futhi isiphuzo sakho ozithandayo yitiye, bese ufika lapha.
1. Sekwephuzile kakhulu.
Ngaphambili: endaweni ethile ngo-3-4 amahora ekuseni.
Emva kwezinsuku ezingamashumi amathathu: noma nini ngemva kwehora lesishiyagalombili.
2. Ukuvikelwa kwelanga
Ngaphambili: kwakungumkhonto futhi, okungcono, isambulela.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: iholide kuphela nge-SPF cream45.
3. Ukunqunywa
Ngaphambi: ukuphuza ngokweqile kwaholela ekulahlekelweni kwesikhathi esifushane senkumbulo ebusuku.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: phuma ekukhathala ngo-8 ntambama, ngaphandle kokuba nesikhathi sokuthatha izingubo zakho zokusebenza.
4. I-Metabolism
Ngaphambi: kuyisibusiso esivela phezulu ukudla nokuphuza noma yini oyifunayo.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: isiqalekiso esibi esiphendula wonke ama-pizza ngamafutha okhalweni lwakho.
5. Uchungechunge oluthi "Abangane"
Ngaphambi: bonisa ngabantu ababonakala bebadala kakhulu kuwe.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: uchungechunge mayelana nalabo abancane kunani.
Buka Kufakiwe 6 Too Drunk
Ngaphambi: okuningi kwama-cocktails nobhiya!
Emva kwezinamashumi amathathu: izibuko ezimbili zewayini esiswini esingenalutho.
7. I-acne
Ngaphambi: zivela kukho konke.
Ngemuva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: ngizoguga ngamaphimpi?
Ngingu-monster!
8. Ukulahla
Ngaphambi: balimala cishe ekufeni.
Emva kwezinamashumi amathathu: okulandelayo!
Ukulahlekelwa kwakho, baby!
9. Ikhonsathi
Ngaphambi: ukudansa ubusuku bonke.
Ngemva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: "Ngifuna ukuhlala kahle futhi ngijabulele umculo omuhle. Ingabe lokhu kuningi?"
10. Ukuphuza umoya
Ngaphambili: abazali bakho bakhononda ngakho.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: oh, isifo sami esibi! Yeka ubuhlungu!
Buka Kufakiwe 11 The Idiot
Ngaphambi: ube nosuku namuhla ngoba uhle.
Emva kwezinamashumi amathathu: cha, cha, hhayi nganoma iyiphi indlela, hamba kahle.
12. Intsha
Ngaphambilini: abafundi besikole esiphakeme.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: ngokoqobo bonke abaneminyaka engamashumi amabili ubudala.
13. Izingubo ezintsha
Esikhathini esidlule: izinto ezimbalwa ezivela ku-Gloria Jeans noma ku-Austin.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: kudingeka uzenzele ingubo entsha kumuntu ogqoka izingubo noma ukhethe imodeli efanelekile ezitolo zika-Elena Miro.
Izibhamu zemidlalo ngoMsombuluko, ngoLwesibili, ngoLwesithathu, ngoLwesine, ngoLwesihlanu, ngoMgqibelo nangeSonto.
14. Lapho ngiseminyakeni yakho
Ngaphambili: kusukela ezindebeni zezihlobo zakudala kwakuzwakala kuhle kakhulu.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: yilokho okukhulumayo ngokudabuka nokucabangela okugcwele.
15. Ihhotela
Ngaphambili: ihostele noma indlu yezihambi zabantu abangu-8.
Emva kwezinsuku ezingamashumi amathathu: noma iyiphi indawo enombhede ojwayelekile, ongakhokhwa ngekhadi lesikweletu.
Ubuhlungu obubuyela emuva
Ngaphambilini: kungatholakala ngokuhudula okuthile okunzima.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: ngalokhu uvuka njalo ekuseni.
17. Umculo weDwala
Ekuqaleni: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin kanye Time Machine
Ngemuva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: umculo owamlalela esikoleni esiphakeme.
18. Imibuthano Emnyama
Ngaphambi: kusobala ukuthi awutholanga ukulala ngokwanele.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: uvuka nabo njalo ekuseni.
19. 2000 izinkulungwane
Ngaphambilini: ngalesi sikhathi wawungabalandeli baka-Avril Lavigne futhi nigqoka i-cowboy jeans.
Ngemva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: abafundi basesikoleni samanje esiphakeme bazalwa nje ngonyaka ka-2000.
Ubusha bami buya kuphi?
20. Ukuhlukanisa
Ngaphambi: kwenzeka kumama wakho nobaba noma abazali bakho.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: kwenzeka kubangani bakho.
21. Ukulungiselela
Ngaphambilini: inani lokuphuza utshwala ngaphambi kokungena eqenjini.
Emva kwezinamashumi amathathu: inani lama-smoothies aluhlaza utshwala ngaphambi komzila ohambela izivakashi noma ukuhamba ngebhayisikili.
22. I-anti-ukhilimu obunzima
Ngaphambili: imbiza enhle emakamelweni kamama.
Ngemuva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: isihloko esibalulekile sokuxoxisana nezintombi kanye nosesho kwizinkundla.
Vuka ekuseni
Ngaphambi: vuka ngo-8 ekuseni ukuze uphume nabangani ogwini.
Emva kwezinsuku ezingamashumi amathathu: uvuke ku-8 ukuze uye emakethe (inyama enhle iyaxoshwa kuqala).
24. Ukuba yedwa
Ngaphambi: Kuhle kakhulu, ungabelana ngothando nomuntu ongaziwa emcimbini.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: yilowo kuphela ongabonisi izithombe zomndeni ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi.
Usuku lwe-Valentine olumnandi!
25. Uphuzo oludakayo
Ngaphambilini: kwakuyisikhathi seqembu kanye nama-cocktails okuzenzela.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: ngisho nje ukucabanga ngakho kuyabangela isisu.
26. Ukuphefumula okungavamile
Ngaphambi: fantasize mayelana nokuthi ungayithatha yini le-cute undergraduate.
Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: fantasize ngasese, ngoba yena, njengabo bonke abathandekayo, usuvele eshadile.
27. Ukuhleka
Ngaphambili: bayesabeka kangangokuthi bangakucindezela.
Ngemuva kwezinamashumi amathathu: Kuyinto ehlekisayo, ingabe ngempela into umuntu angayikhathazeka ngayo?
28. Ukuzama
Ngaphambi: ukuhamba komdanso wakho okupholile kakhulu.
Emva kwamashumi amathathu: akusekho kuwe.
29. Amashumi amabili
Ngaphambi: isikhathi owawubuhlungu kakhulu.
Ngemuva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu: ngenhlanhla, lesi sizukulwane sesivele siphelile, ngoba ukuba neminyaka engamashumi amathathu ubudala kunzima kakhulu!
Iminyaka engamashumi amathathu ubudala, i-sexy futhi iphumelele.