Into engcono kakhulu ongayenza ngemva kokuvusa ukulala futhi.
1. Njalo ebusuku, ubala isikhathi ongalala ngaso, futhi ucabange konke okudingeka ukwenze ekuseni.
Uma manje ngilala, ngiyakwazi ukulala kuze kufike ku-7: 15, ngizohlangana ngemizuzu engu-15 futhi ngise-8 ngizosebenza.
2. Uqala amawashi amaningana e-alamu ngokulandelana nge-interval njalo ngemizuzu eyishumi, ukuze ungavuki ekuseni.
3. Futhi lezi zikhathi ezimangalisayo phakathi kwama-alamu okukhala - ukulala okungcono kakhulu ubusuku bonke.
Sukuma, uju!
Vuka!
Uke wangilalela?
Ucabanga ukuthi ngisondelene nawe?
Siyakuhalalisela, ulale futhi!
4. Cishe ngaso sonke isikhathi, uyayinaki i-alamu ezimbili zokuqala, ngoba zikuxwayisa ukuthi maduzane uzodinga ukuvuka. Kodwa hhayi manje. Cha, akunjalo. Amaminithi amahlanu ngaphezulu.
5. Futhi njalo, elele kule ndawo encane phakathi kwamawashi alamu, ubona iphupho elifanayo elihle lapho usuvele uvusiwe, ugeze, ugqoke futhi ulungele ukuphuma endlini. Futhi-ke uvuke ngempela futhi uqaphele ukuthi yonke imibuthano yokusa ingezakho kuphela. Ukudumazeka.
Vuka, kuyinto nje iphupho elibi.
6. Kanye nensimbi yewashi yokugcina, uyethusa, ngoba manje nakanjani uzodinga ukuphuma embhedeni.
Hamba lewashi le-alamu!
7. Uhlale unamahloni ngokuvusa zonke izenzakalo ezibaluleke kakhulu.
Ngumuphi unyaka?
8. Ubuye usebenzise izindlela ezimbi zokuvusa. Isibonelo, qala iwashi le-alamu kumadivaysi ahlukahlukene e-elekthronikhi noma ucele othile ukuba abe iwashi lakho elibukhoma elibukhoma. Yebo, uma kunjalo, akesabi impilo yakhe.
Vuka, darling!
Ukuvusa ubuhle obuhle bokulala, isixuku sonke sabantu siyadingeka.
9. Wena nelanga unenkani ngomunye nomunye. Kunoma yikuphi, kufanele uqiniseke.
Ngiyakuzonda ilanga.
Lokho, uyazi, iwashi le-alamu yemvelo.
10. Futhi, yiqiniso, ngenxa yesizathu esingaqondakali ngokuphelele, imisebe yelanga ihlale ishaya ngqo emehlweni akho.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ulala kanjani, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ujika kanjani, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ufihla kanjani. Bazokuthola.
11. AbakwaLawnmowers abazama ukwenza umsebenzi wabo ngesikhathi esifanayo ukuthi ulele ngeke bahlupheke kakhulu njengokukhanya kwelanga.
Ukuthi uphethiloli wakho usuphelile! Ukuphula umcibisholo wakho oyisiphukuphuku!
12. Unamandla amakhulu okulawula isikhumba sakho futhi ukhuthazele kuze kube sekugcineni.
Ah! Ngisaphupha!
Umzuzwana lapho ngifuna okubi endlini yangasese, kodwa angifuni ukuphuma embhedeni ofudumele nakakhulu.
Futhi ungaqambi amanga ongazange acabange ngokuthenga ibhodlela lokuhlwa.
13. Uyakujabulela ukuphumula isinkwa sasekuseni noma kwasekuseni, ukulala kancane nje.
Njalo yesibili kubalwa.
14. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, lapho usuvule amehlo akho futhi lapho ekugcineni uphuma embhedeni, uchitha imizuzu eyishumi nambili noma engamashumi amabili uhlola izindaba zezindaba zomphakathi wonke, kuhlanganise no-Instagram ne-Twitter.
Futhi eminye imizuzu eyishumi nanhlanu emva kwalokho uhlola imiyalezo kuwo wonke amabhokisi eposi, izibuyekezo kwifoni nezinto.
15. Njalo ekuseni ubhekene nokukhetha okunzima: awukwazi yini ukuya emsebenzini noma ukutadisha namhlanje, kodwa nje ulele kulo lonke lobu buhle obuhle emkhunjini?
16. Khona-ke uhlaziya ngokuzumayo zonke lezo zinsuku ukuthi usuphuthele uhlobo "lokugula" futhi ucabange ukuthi kungenzeka yini ukweqa omunye kulokhu.
Akekho oye wacabanga nganoma yini njengoba wenza kahle ngosuku olulandelayo lokungabikho.
17. Uyakhathazeka kakhulu ngenxa yokuthi uzobe usuhlala embhedeni ofudumele ukuphuma ngokushesha noma kamuva kuleli zwe elikhulu nelibi futhi wenze zonke lezi zinto eziyiziwula.
Ngisho noma ekugcineni uzimisele ukuvuka.
18. Kodwa ngokuvamile ulale amanga futhi ucabange ukuthi uzozigqoka ini namuhla.
Noma yini, nje ngangokunokwenzeka ukuphuma embhedeni.
19. Futhi, uma usuphethe ukuphuma embhede ngemizamo emihle, uzizwa njenge-zombie.
Namanje zombies ezifile.
20. Njalo ekuseni uzithembisa ukuthi uma usubuyela ekhaya, masinyane ulale.
Kodwa awukwenzi.
Ekupheleni kosuku olulukhuni, ufika ekhaya, ulale embhedeni ofudumele, otholile futhi uthembisa ukuthi ngeke uphinde ushiye le ndawo ejabulisayo.
Angisoze ngishiya le mbhede futhi!
Nansi-uthando lwangempela!
22. Nokho, phansi phansi uqaphela ukuthi kufanele uvuke ekuseni kakhulu, hamba kwenye indawo, wenze okuthile.
Vuka njalo ekuseni - kunzima kakhulu.