Namuhla, ukumaketha nokukhangisa sekufinyelele izinga elisha futhi elimane eliphakeme kakhulu, futhi manje wonke umuntu - kusukela kumnikazi wesitolo sesitolo kanye nomnikazi wesitolo sesigqoko uyazi ukuthi igama elikhethiwe kahle liqinisekisa ukuphumelela nenzuzo esikhungweni. Kodwa ngingakuchaza kanjani lokhu lapha ???
Ngelinye igama, sithole amabhodi angu-35 amathilomu nezindawo zokudlela, amathilomu nezindawo zokudlela, abanikazi babo bokudala abadlulele kakhulu kangangokuba basikhala!
1. Kodwa wonke umuntu uzokhunjulwa!
2. Sifunde konke ngokufanele ???
3. - Saya eCafe
- Futhi yini?
- Kwabanye ...
4. Uma uhamba njalo, konke kungenzeka!
5. Yini? Yini?
6. Kungenani uthayiphe "ukudlala"!
7. Ukusuka lapho ungakwazi kuphela ukukhahlela eyodwa pose ...
8. Kusobala ukuthi lapha umoya weRussia uhlaba iphunga!
9. Yilabo abangenangqondo nabangenasibindi kuphela abazofaka ibha yesidla esiteshini ...
10. Ngemuva kwalokho, "Sushi-mush" kakade kuthathwe!
11. Ningakhohliswa!
12. Ingabe lobu buciko bufundiswa kwezinye izifundo noma ingabe kukhona ithalenta kanye nemvelo?
13. Asikhulumi?
14. Ingabe yiyona ndawo yokukhanya?
Ngemuva kweholidi lomndeni kule cafe, ungahlala uyizintandane ...
16. Futhi manje, masinyane!
17. Ngakho-ke, thina, mhlawumbe, siyodlula esonweni ...
18. Bese-ke morden on the asphalt!
19. Umnikazi ubonakala sengathi kwadingeka avule enye into ...
20. Abantu badla kuphi lapho?
21. Lokhu kakade njengeqiniso ...
22. Ukudonsa ngesikhathi semini? Zizwa ukhululekile!
23. Sifuna futhi ukubuza lo mbuzo kumnikazi!
24. Kulungile, konke, isifiso asikho!
25. Kukhona yini igama kumengameli?
26. Ngaphandle kwalokho, yini?
27. Noma kunjalo, ngathandeka!
28. Ingabe kufanele uhlele emgodini?
29. Awu, iphutha elincane ...
30. Into engalindelekile ukuthi lo wesimidi angaboni njengamacala ...
31. Sithula!
32. Kungani lesi sihloko sithandwa kangaka?
33. Uyakholwa yini amehlo akho?
34. Futhi ufunde leli gama kangcono kuze kube yilapho ngilahlekelwa ingilazi ...
35. Yilokho okukulindele ekuphumeni!
Eh, futhi mhlawumbe, kahle, yona, lezi zindlela zanamuhla zetfashini futhi zibuyise bonke abakudala nabathandekayo - "Ukulila iWillow", "Emgwaqweni" no "Pelmennaya"?