19 izizathu zokuthi kungani kufanele ujabule ukuthi awunomzali

Thepha-like, like-bunch-like!

1. Akudingeki ukuthi uqale wabelane ngokumnandi okuthandayo, isibonelo, ibhotela le-peanut, bese ubukela njengoba kukhishwa ngonya phansi.

2. Awubhekana ne "floppy" enjalo.

3. ... noma lezi. H-E-T.

4. Ngokungafani nabazali, KUPHELA ukhetha isinqumo lapho uhlobisa khona izindonga.

5. Yebo, noma ikamelo lonke.

6. Ungalala NGONKE ubusuku bonke, ngaphandle kokugxuma ekukhala.

7. Asikho isidingo sokukhathazeka ngamagajethi.

8. Unenhlanhla enkulu ukujabulela izithombe zeDisney.

9. Jabulela ukuthi awuzungezwe "ukudla okulondoloziwe".

10. Uzogwema ngecala le-toilet bowl.

11. ... futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo negobolondo.

12. Uma ungewona umzali, akekho ozokubhalela. Kungenzeka kakhulu.

13. Lokhu kuzokwenzeka kuwe kuphela ebusuku.

14. Akekho futhi akukho lutho oluphakathi kwakho kanye ne-Amazon.

15. Akufanele ubhekane nalolu hlobo lokungabi namthetho.

16. Lesi akusona isofa sakho.

17. Akekho okukuphazamisa ekubukeni kwe-TV.

18. Izimonyo zakho zihlale ziphephile futhi ziphephile ekhatheni, hhayi ebusweni bomuntu.

19. Akudingeki ukuba uhambe "esijezisweni" sekhekhe eliphelele.

Futhi, uma usafuna ukujabulisa, hamba uvakashele abangani abanabantwana, futhi khumbula, into esemqoka ukuhamba ngesikhathi!