Ukuhlala uphila: izinkinga ezingu-38 zabantu abanokukhula okuphezulu

Yiqiniso, uma uzinti ezimbili ezivela ebhodweni, abantu abakuzungezile baphoqelekile ukuthi baqonde zonke izinkinga zakho ekukhetheni izingubo, ukuthola izimpahla ezivela emashalofini aphakeme futhi behlonipha okuhlukile.

Futhi ngubani ozokunakekela abantu abaphezulu? Noma ucabanga ukuthi izinkinga zabo ziyize nje?

Bese ubheka lokhu kusinda nsuku zonke futhi ... okungenani uyeke ukubiza ngokuthi "amaphilisi" kanye "nabalala"!

1. Imilenze yakho ende futhi welula emilenzeni ye-interlocutor.

2. Ukuthatha futhi ukwamukela umuntu, ngaphandle kokuhlazeka nokukhathazeka - kungcono kakhulu iphupho kuneqiniso.

3. Abangani bahlale bekubiza esitolo - ngokuzumayo bazodinga ukuthola okuthile kusuka eshalofini eliphezulu ku-counter.

4. Ngokuvamile kufanele uhambe kancane kunalokho obekujwayele ukukwenza, ngoba abantu abaseduze nawe abanayo isikhathi.

Lindela mina! Imilenze yami ifushane kuneyakho.

5. Futhi lezi zihluthulelo ezingunaphakade, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi zinikeze imali engaphezulu kuka-100 $ endaweni ye-Economy Plus endizeni noma ukucela indawo ekuphumeni okuphuthumayo ukuze uvumelane nemilenze yakho ende.

Futhi njalo uma ungenangqondo, ucabanga ukuthi bekufanelekile.

6. Kunoma yisiphi isithombe esiphezulu kuwe kuphela izindawo ezimbili: noma ngabe ume ngemuva kwakho konke ...

7. Noma uhlale enkabeni njengenyane lezinyanga ezine ubudala.

8. Kubo bonke abangani bakho, uyisimangaliso esixukwini.

9. Esikhathini sezulu, lapho bonke abantu abaphakanyisiwe bevula izambulela zabo, uhamba phakathi kwazo, njengokungathi kusezindaweni zemayini.

10. Njalo uma udlula emnyango, ugoba ikhanda lakho ngokuzenzakalelayo.

11. Ukugoba ngokufa ezintathu noma ukuguqa, uma udinga okuthile, lokhu sekuvele kuwumkhuba wakho.

12. Phonsa intamo yakho, ugobe phansi, ukhothamise ikhanda lakho - konke lokhu kufanele kwenziwe njalo ukucabangela isignali yokukhanya komgwaqo.

13. Kuzo zonke izithombe ezihlangene ikhanda lakho livame ukuqedwa.

14. Futhi uhlale ukhohlwa ukuthi kukhona omunye umuntu ozizungezile.

15. Ukukhetha "ukuphumula endlini yokugezela" akutholakali.

16. Futhi esibukweni awukwazi ukuzibona ugcwele njalo.

17. "Maye! Cishe udlala basketball? "

Futhi wena, mhlawumbe, ngegalufu elincane?

18. Futhi akekho ozojabula uma ujabula ngenjabulo emhlane bese umcela ukuthi akugibele.

19. Kodwa wonke umuntu ufuna ukuthi ugibele.

20. Futhi awuqondi ukuthi kuyini, uma ukhonjwa ukuze uhlale ushisayo.

21. Futhi omunye uzohlale ekhanga ukuthi uvala le ndima noma umbono!

22. Gubha ngokuphelele amanzi akho amabele ... futhi kuphela.

23. Kunezinhlayiya ezingaphezu kweyodwa kumkhanda.

24. Futhi lokhu kwesaba okungenakuqothulwa ukuthi uzokhipha ikhanda lakho ngenkathi uhamba nge-roller coaster?

25. Uyala izingubo kuphela kumasayithi akhethekile, ahloliwe.

26. Lezi zimoto ezisezingeni eliphansi ...

27. Yebo, ngesonto, uzobe usho izikhathi eziningana ukuthi i-blouse ihlezi ngemuva kokugeza!

28. Futhi la mahlaya amahle azungeze uchungechunge oluthi "Kulungile, isimo sezulu sibheke kanjani lapho?"

29. Yebo, ngisho nebhulukwe elide kakhulu lihlale lifushane!

30. Futhi umbhede njalo uyingcosana ...

31. ... ngisho nokubhekwa!

32. Futhi asiqiniseki ukuthi othile uzokusiza ukuthi uthole izimpahla ezivela eshalofini elingezansi ...

33. Yebo, ngelinye ilanga kuzodingeka ngiguqe izikhathi ezingaphezu kwesisodwa! Uzosho yini ukuthi ayihlazisi?

34. Futhi kuyoba kuhle kakhulu uma umninimzi wokuzivocavoca eba umngane wakho futhi umuntu oqondayo ...

35. Yebo uzozonda noma yikuphi ukuthutha!

36. Noma ubani!

37. Kuthiwani ngeminyango ephansi?

38. Futhi ngisho nasemkhatsini wokukhipha kuzohlale "kungenathemba" kuphela ...