Siqoqe iqembu labantu abayisithupha abahle ekuxazululeni izinkinga. Ochwepheshe bethu ngu-Alex (32), u-Egor (29), uPeter (28), uMax (22), uBoris (27) no-Andrey (29).
1. Izinwele zinamathele ezindebe ezidwetshiwe.
U-Alex: Ngomunwe wakho, thatha izinwele zakho.
I-Max: Engeza i-accent ne-gloss ye-lip. Spread lonke strand ngokukhanya, futhi uzobizwa nge-Kesha.
U-Andrei: Yenza kube sengathi kufanele kufane nalokhu.
2. I-Pantyhose yavula umcibisholo.
UMax: Mambambe ngokuphuthumayo.
U-Egor: Kuzodingeka ngiwuthulule.
U-Alex: I- Super-glue.
UPetru: Bangakanani abathandekayo kuwe?
U-Andrew: Njengomcibisholo ugoba u-varnish? Noma cha?
UBoris: Angazi ukuthi leli gama lisho ukuthini.
3. Uhlala ulahlekelwa izinwele.
UPetru: Ukuze ungalokothi ulahlekelwe, buyisa izinwele esihlakalweni sakho.
U-Alex: Bheka ngaphansi kombhede, akekho izinwele, kodwa mhlawumbe uzothola amaphuphu.
UPetru: Uthayipha? Vele ubamathisele nge-stapler.
Boris: Bheka ebhaini.
4. Wenza nje izipikili zakho, lapho ngokungazelelwe ufuna ukusebenzisa indlu yangasese. Yini okufanele ngiyenze?
U-Alex: Ungumqashi waseChina? Uzohlupheka.
U-Andrew: Umbala wezinkuni, uhlezi endlini yangasese.
I-Max: Yenza njengomuntu omdala. Thatha i-forceps ukuze ususe amabhulukwe akho.
UBoris: Sidinga ukubeka izinto ezibalulekile kuqala. Isifiso sokuya endlini yangasese singabangela ukungena emzimbeni, futhi ukugcoba nge-nail polish yisifo se-post-traumatic full-traumatic.
UPetru: Mane uthathe umngane wakho omkhulu kunawo wonke endlini yangasese, okuzokusiza ukuthi ususe amabhulukwe akho.
5. Kukhona isikhala esikhulu kakhulu esikomishi sebhoshi.
U-Alex: Ithawula lamaphepha lizosiza ukuxazulula le nkinga.
U-Andrei: Musa nje ukugqoka le bra.
I-Egor: yisikhathi sokubuyela esayizi elincane.
UPetru: Gcwalisa ama-sachets amabili amayisila bese uwafaka ezindebe.
U-Alex: Futhi usengakwazi ukugcwalisa izikhwama ngehlabathi elimanzi noma ufulawa.
U-Andrei: Kuthiwani nge-tape scotch? Ungakwazi nje ukunamathela esifubeni ku-sconce?
Boris: Phuza amanzi amaningi.
6. Izibopho ze-Bra zihlale zihamba.
U-Alex: Ubahambise ngezipanji ezikhethekile ezisetshenziselwa imishini yokukhanda.
UMax: Thola imfucumfucu bese ushisa ibhri ngokukhala: "Hlala uphila ngokulingana kobulili!" Bese uye esitolo bese ukhetha imodeli enezintambo ezilungiswayo.
UBoris: Usanda kuphuma kuwo. Thenga i-bra enkulu.
U-Andrei: Yeka ukugqoka i-bra.
7. Isikhathi sokukhipha amashiya akho, kodwa awukwazi ukuthola amahlombe akho.
UPeter: Ngibhekene nale nkinga. Thatha izihluthulelo ezimbili emotweni bese uzibeka ndawonye - uzothola ukudlala. Ngingakubonisa ukuthi isebenza kanjani.
U-Alex: Ngangizokhuluma nangokhiye wemoto. Thatha ukhiye bese uya esitolo kulezi ziphuzo ezidakayo.
U-Egor: Ungathukutheli, noma kunjalo, akekho ozobona izinwele ezengeziwe ebusweni bakho.
U-Andrei: Bathukuthele ngezandla zakho. Noma ubuze intombazane intombi.
8. Umoya uphakamisa isikhwama.
U-Alex: Izinhlamvu zemali noma izisindo zokudoba ezithombeni.
I-Egor: Noma ubophe isiketi esikhwameni nge-line yokudoba.
U-Alex: Izikhiye zemoto nazo ziyasebenza. Bangakwazi ukuthungwa emgodini.
9. Ngiya kanjani endlini yangasese nge-jumpsuit?
Andrei: It sucks. Kuzodingeka uphazamise ngokuphelele.
UPeter: Udinga ukudala i-jumpsuit enezinkinobho papa.
I-Egor: Zama ukwelula umlenze bese uphahla emgodini.
U-Alex: Ungaya endlini yangasese ngaphandle kokukhipha i-suit. Kuzobe kumanzi futhi kuphunga kabi.
UMax: Thatha izikhali futhi usike umgodi wesayizi ofanele.
10. Ukuhamba ngezithende eziphakeme - kuyabuhlungu kakhulu.
U-Alex: Phuza futhi ngeke ukhathalele.
I-Max: Futhi ezimakethe ze-model ngaphandle kwezinkinga ngisho nokugijima kuma-stiletto izithende.
I-Egor: Thenga izicathulo zakho epulatifomu.
UMax: Yithwala amaflethi e-ballet angashintsha ongawafihla esikhwameni sakho.
Andrew: itekisi.
11. Izindwangu zakho ziphinde zidideke.
UPetru: Thenga ithente elilukhuni legolide - nakanjani ngeke adideke.
U-Alex: Ngiyazi! Sula uketshezi ngalunye ngokusebenzisa utshani we-cocktail.
UMax: Thenga izingwegwe ezincane kanye ne-drill ngobubanzi obukhulu kunazo zonke esitolo se-hardware. Uvele ubole umgodi odongeni futhi unamathisele izingwegwe.
Boris: Yeka ukuthenga ubucwebe. Khumbula ukuthi iminyango emibili ihlale ididekile embumbini owodwa omkhulu.
12. I-mascara yageleza futhi ubukeka njenge-panda.
I-Egor: Gqoka izibuko zakho zokukhanya.
UPetru: Yenza umdwebo we-eyelashes omnyama kumajwabu amehlo.
UMax: Spread esihlathini lakho ngeyinki - ake wonke umuntu acabange ukuthi ungumdlali webhola.
I-Boris: Qedela isithombe sakho uphinde ufake i-hoop ezindlebeni ze-panda.
Hmm, kubonakala sengathi abafana abakwazi ukuxazulula izinkinga zamantombazane. Kodwa iseluleko sabo sihle kakhulu ukufunda.
I-Hammer phezu kwabo!