Cha, angizisoli lutho!
1. Uma uzama i-baguette yaseParis, noma yisiphi esinye isinkwa sizobonakala singenakwenzeka kuwe.
Injabulo ePharadesi ngehora elilodwa ... Oh, Paris!
2. Zonke ezinye izilimi manje zizwakala zihlekisa kuwe.
Yisiphi isiyaluyalu okhuluma ngaso? Uvele ukhulume isiRussia?
3. Ratatouille yisidlo esivamile kakhulu.
Futhi lapho ucela ukukufundisa ukuthi ungayipheka kanjani, bahlekisayo futhi, behlukumeza amahlombe abo, baphendula: "Kodwa kulula kangaka!"
4. Uzizwa njalo njenge heroine ye-movie.
Godard, Allen noma iTarantino, kuye ngokuthi sezulu.
5. Ungayiphuza kanjani iwayini kwenye indawo?
Bordeaux for breakfast, kwasemini nasekuseni. Phuma emqondweni wakho!
6. Abangane baseParis bazohlala bengabangane ngokuphila.
Uzohlale uhlangene yiParis.
7. O, labo bantu baseFrance! Akukho okukhethekile, kodwa kungakanani charm!
Ungasho lutho, nje ... nje ukumomotheka. Kulungile!
8. Futhi abesifazane ngokujwayelekile bayashayela ngobuqili!
Lo mbono usimama ngokuqinile: bonke abesifazane baseFrance banhle.
9. Ngisho nasemvula, i-Paris inhle kakhulu.
Njengentombazane encane ehle kakhulu nakakhulu lapho ekhala.
10. Iphunga lomuzi ohlanza imvula alikwazi ukuqhathaniswa nanoma yini.
11. Ihambisa ushokoledi oshisayo omangalisayo.
Okungenakuqhathaniswa ne-kakao evamile.
12. Ipaki ngayinye ineparadesi yayo encane.
Okungeke kwenzeke ukuyijabulela.
13. Akukho ndawo lapho kukhona ukuxhumana okunjalo namagugu amasiko.
Uyazi okungenani umlobi owodwa odumile noma umculi ongazange abe eParis?
Ngibona ... ama-rhinoceros!
14. Iwashi lakho ozithandayo manje liseMyuziyamu d'Orsay.
Bakhombisa isikhathi esingakanani osuvele usichitha edolobheni elimangalisayo kakhulu emhlabeni.
Noma ngabe ukuphi, uma uzwa inkulumo yesiFulentshi, usheshe ube nesifiso sokuthi "Bonjour!"
Mhlonishwa, ngifuna ukuthuthukisa isiFulentshi sami!
16. Futhi hlobo luni lwewindi!
17. Kungaba yini enhle kakhulu kunokuhamba ngekwindla ku Canal Saint-Martin?
Ungabheka ezitolo ezinhle ze-antique.
18. Iphunga lama-pancake elimnandi emgwaqweni libhoboza ikhala lakho.
Njengokuthi izitaladi zenziwe nge-Nutella.
19. Akukho lutho oluthandanayo kunokuhamba ngezinyawo ebusuku ku-Seine.
20. Manje awukwazi ukucabanga ukudla ngaphandle ushizi.
Futhi waphila kanjani ngaphambili, lapho ungaqedanga ukudla kwakho noCamembert?
21. Futhi le macaroons yama-multi-colored pastry-pasta macaroons!
Ivele iyancibilika emlonyeni wakho, njengokungathi uyadla ifu.
22. Nansi isitayela esithile sokuphila esingatholakali noma kuphi.
Futhi awukwazi ukuyibuyisela kabusha, ngisho noma uya epikinikini, uthola ushizi newayini.
23. Lena indawo engcono kakhulu yokuthanda.
24. Noma uzungeza umuzi wedwa.
... futhi uthandane neParis.
25. Ukuhlukahluka kanye nekhwalithi yeziphuzo kuhle kakhulu.
Futhi iphunga liyinqaba.
26. Futhi amathilomu enokuzijabulisa atholakala kuwo wonke amakamelo.
27. Lapha ungakwazi ukuthenga izincwadi ngezilimi ezahlukene.
Zithengiswa futhi emigwaqeni yomgwaqo.
28. Futhi le ncwadi ngesiFulentshi ingathengwa yonke indawo: izincwadi zokubhuka zikhona kuwo wonke umgwaqo, kungakhulumi ngabathengisi abaningi basemgwaqweni.
29. Unganika okuningi ukuhamba nje nge-Champs Elysees.
30. AmaParisiya athole isikhathi sokuphumula.
Futhi hhayi nje ukugxila emuva nangaphezulu, unelisekile ngokubaluleka kwalo.
31. Yilokho igama lezimoto ezisemqoka libukeka.
Umklamo ungaphezu kwakho konke.
32. I-Eiffel Tower yenza inhliziyo ishaye ngokushesha, ngisho noma uyibona isikhathi sekhulu.
Kunjengokungathi uyathandana kaningi.
33. Futhi ebusuku abheke nje.
34. Ecineni elincane eliseduze eliseduze umculo lidlalwa ngaphambi kweseshini ngayinye.
I-piano encane eyangeniswa ku-"Beauty Great" ka-Sorrentino.
35. Cishe uqale ukubhema lapha. Futhi uyaqhubeka kuze kube namuhla.
36. Akumangalisi lapha.
Umculo, ukudansa neziphuzo ezishibhile ezitaladini ubusuku bonke.
37. Idethi emabhange aseSeine - yini engcono?
Kuhle njengoba ungacabanga.
38. Futhi akudingeki ucabange ukuthi ungaphi kusihlwa.
Vele uthathe ibhodlela bese uya emgqonyeni.
39. Futhi ngezinye izikhathi "ngokuzumayo" bafuna ukuya Louvre.
Ungakhetha isikhathi esikahle, lapho kunenani elincane labantu.
40. Ngaphandle kobuhle, ushizi, ushokoledi newayini eParis, kusekhona okungafani neze.
41. Into elahlekile empilweni, futhi ufuna ukubamba ...
42. Futhi emva kokubuyela eParis, uthola lokhu futhi.
Paris, ngiyabonga.