Njengoba bethi, "UMsombuluko usuku olulukhuni." Futhi abaningi bayavumelana nale nkolelo kusukela ekuhlangenwe nakho kwabo. Ngakho-ke yini eyacasula wonke umuntu oseduze nosuku oluvamile lwesonto!
Kuvela ukuthi imfihlakalo ayikho nje kuphela ukuthi uMsombuluko ungumsebenzi weviki elisha elisebenzayo, kodwa futhi nabangane balo abahlala njalo, okudala izinkinga eziningi ezingenakukwazi ukungena ngemvume. Kulo "okuthunyelwe" okunamandla kuneziphakamiso eziphoqelekile zokuzondayo iMsombuluko, ukusiza wonke umuntu ukuba aqale ekuqaleni kokuqala okungazilibaleki ngesonto elisebenzayo. Ngemuva kwalokho, "waxwayisa, wabe esehlomile."
Inzondo yamasonto onke yewashi le-alamu izonyuka kuphela.
Njalo ngoMsombuluko uzoqala ngomsindo wombulali wewashi le-alamu, ikudonsa ngaphandle kwezwe elimnandi likaMorpheus.
2. Ukuvuka embhede kuzokwenzeka emzabalazweni oqinelayo ngokwakho.
Wena empeleni ucabange ukuthi kunzima kanjani ukuvula amehlo akho kusasa emva kweviki lokuphumula. NgoMsombuluko, kuzodingeka ulwe izikhathi eziyinkulungwane ngesifiso sokuphonsa ibhizinisi elizayo. Into esemqoka ukuthi, ungayeki isikhundla!
3. Ukulindela ekuseni kusasa njengenkungu.
Uke wabona abantu abajabulayo nabamomotheka ngoMsombuluko ekuseni! Lokhu kumnandi.
4. Iviki elizayo lizohlinzeka lonke uhlu lwezimo ezicindezelayo.
NgoMsombuluko ekuseni kuphela uqala ukuqaphela ukuthi ibhizinisi elingapheli aligcini nje ukuhamba ezintendeni zakho, kodwa empeleni "uhlezi entanyeni yakho" futhi ngokuzikhandla okukhulu, udala ukwesaba ekhanda lakho. Yile ndlela ukuqala kweviki okuzikhumbuza ngayo. Hlala ujabule!
5. Ukuzwa ukuphumula nokuphumula ngokushesha kuyanyamalala.
UMsombuluko uletha umuzwa omuhle kakhulu wokukhathazeka nokukhungatheka ngokuqaphela okwesabekayo ukuthi ngaphambi kweviki elizayo lokulondoloza lide kakhulu.
6. Amacala ahlukanisiwe aqala ukuzikhumbuza kusukela ekuseni kakhulu.
Khumbula ukuthi indlela engcono kakhulu yokubhekana nemiphumela yoMsombuluko ukuyilungiselela ngoLwesihlanu. Ngoba ngoMsombuluko wonke amacala angaphelele aqala ukuphuthumayo, okwethusa ukuphelelwa yithemba.
7. Ukulinda ngempelasonto ezayo kubikezela ubuhlungu obubuhlungu.
NgoMsombuluko uwazi ngokucacile ukuthi kuze kube sempelasonto elandelayo, njengaphambi kwezinkanyezi.
8. Ikhofi iba isiphuzo esithandayo kusuka kuzo zonke izifo.
Futhi uma ungazange uyithande, uMsombuluko uzokufundisa ukuthi uphathe lesi siphuzo kahle. Ikakhulu emva kwekhofi yesishiyagalombili ikhofi ngosuku.
9. Imisebenzi elula kanye nezenzo zibonakala zingenakwenzeka.
NgoMsombuluko, izwe jikelele libonakala liyinqaba futhi lihlehlisiwe. Yini esingayisho mayelana nokuxazulula kwanoma yiziphi izimo. Umsebenzi okhiqizayo noMsombuluko yizinto ezingavumelani.
10. Umjikelezo ovaliwe wezikhalazo uzokwenza umbuzo owodwa ngenjongo yokuphila.
Uyazi ukuthi i-fuck!
Yilokho konke!
Njalo ngoMsombuluko okuzungezile kuyoba khona isenzo esifanayo ngokwendlela eyaziwa kahle, lapho wonke umuntu okuzungezile ekhononda ngokungakhathali mayelana nokuqala kwesonto elisebenzayo. Funda ukuthi ungayinaki, ngoba umjikelezo osungulwe wezinsuku zokubamba ngoMsombuluko ngeke ukwazi ukuphula noma yini kuleli zwe!
Futhi ngokujwayelekile, ngoMsombuluko akuzona izinsuku ezinjalo ezinjalo zesonto! Uma kuphela akudingeki uhambe emsebenzini noma esikoleni.