Amakati angu-15 aphikisayo inganekwane ukuthi izilwane azizwakali

Ngubani othi izilwane azivezi imizwelo yazo ngesimo sobuso? Abaningi bezwile ngalokhu, kodwa abaningi bayaqiniseka ngakho. Amakati ahleka akwenzeki? Woza!

Ngemva kokufunda isihloko sethu, uzoqonda ukuthi lesi sitatimende siphutha ngempela, ikakhulukazi mayelana namakati. Abagcini nje ukumomotheka, kodwa futhi bahleka ngokukhululekile, into oyothola ngokuqinisekile.

1. Buka lobuso obuhle obubomvu obubomvu. Akusilo yini lesi sidalwa esihle kakhulu emhlabeni okwamanje?

2. Futhi leli cat lijabule kakhulu ngokufika kwentwasahlobo, amaqabunga nezimbali eziqhakazayo, ezavele zishaywe ngokumomotheka ngenjabulo kanye nephunga elimnandi lezimbali ezintsha.

3. Futhi wonke umhlaba makulinde! Leli khathi lijabule kakhulu futhi lijabule ngokuphila, lapho likubuka, uvele ulayishe okuhle.

4. I-minke ebomvu ihlaziye into ethile, futhi "hee-hee-hee" yakhe ngokushesha yenza kucacile ukuthi le nqola isalokhu ihamba.

5. Lapha i-mustached-striped ijabule ukuthi umnikazi uyisondelene naye, futhi lokhu kuyinjabulo yakhe yangempela.

6. Mhlawumbe, kule nhlanzi ekhanda, izinja ezifuywayo zendawo zatshela i-Beetle eseduze.

7. Ukuphoqa ukumomotheka kwekati elikhulu ngokujwayelekile akudingi imibono.

8. Mhlawumbe, le amaphupho amathongo ukuthi ubamba izinsalela ezimbili okumnandi, futhi ujabule kakhulu.

9. Ngobusuku obupholile obusika, ngisho nokubamba njengokuthanda ukugcoba embhedeni ngaphansi kwengubo.

10. Futhi lokhu okubi kuyasijabulisa kithi. Isimo sengqondo esibi kakhulu emhlabeni!

11. Yebo, kungumuthi okhuliswe kakhulu owaziyo ukuthi ukuhleka ngomlomo ovulekile kuyinto engcolile, ngakho wazembesa ngesikhumba sokungahlazisi muntu ngokuhleka kwakhe.

12. Ngokwezwi lesiginci salesi sikati, ungase ucabange ukuthi uye waqaphela uhlobo oluthile lwemfihlo yenkosi, futhi usekulungele ukusizakala ngalokhu, ngakho akafihleli inothi lokuthuka emomotheka wakhe.

13. Le nkambu, kubonakala sengathi yayitholwe ku-passport. Yiqiniso, abaningi banesithombe esinjalo, lapho udinga khona ukwakha ubuso obunzulu nokuhlakanipha, kodwa kuvela, empeleni, njengoba nje le mustachio?

14. Futhi lapha ikati lithola ngenjabulo "He-hey, hello, abangane!". Ngandlela-thile. Angakwazi ukufunda ukuphila ngokuhle, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yini.

15. Yilokho injabulo okufanele ibonakale, futhi awukwazi ngisho nokuphikisana. Nansi-isimo se-nirvana!