Futhi unezinto okufanele uziqhenye ngazo.
1. Lapho eneminyaka engu-13 ubudala, upapa waqala ukukutshala ngombongolo, futhi ngemva konyaka wanikeza isondo leMoskvich.
Ngakho-ke, uyadelela "izimoto zedolobha" elihle kakhulu.
2. Awulokothi ulale ngezimpelasonto. Futhi-ke, ingabe kukhona ngempelasonto emzaneni?
Kusho ukuthini ukulala kuze kulesishiyagalolunye?
3. Futhi awunandaba neze nezimpawu zomshayeli othukuthele uma ushayela ugandaganda.
Silandela bonke abantu abondla.
4. Qoqa u-hay owawuhlwanyelwe endaweni yokuhlwanyela inhlanzi - yebo noma yikuphi umqeqeshi wezempilo akakwazi ukuma nezinyathelo ezimbili!
Umsebenzi akuyona usuku olulodwa.
5. Futhi uma uyintombazane encane, khona-ke izwe elizungezile lizoshintsha kuye ngokuthi yiluhlobo luni lomfana ozoqasha abasebenzi kule nkathi.
Sicela, ngiyacela, ake kube yindoda enhle!
6. Abafana basebenzisa lonke ihlobo ensimini. I-HOT TIME.
Sukuma ngaphambi kokuphuma kwelanga, sisebenza kuze kube sekugcineni, noma kuze kube mnyama - lokho phambili.
7. Imvula yasehlobo yenza ube nesaba.
Ngokushesha nje lapho lelifu lithathwa ... I-hay ngeke imile, i-anyanisi ayihlanzwa, futhi amazambane aphinde ahlelwe!
8. Ufunde ekuqaleni ukuthi ungathandani nemfuyo.
Izinkukhu, amawundlu namathole ... Woza, lapha into eyinhloko akumele uyikhohlwe iresiphi ye-meat marinade!
9. Ukulala emgodleni wezinyosi negag of ubisi olusha ...
Kupholile!
10. Umsebenzi ubaluleke ngaphezu kokudlala, isikole nokulala.
Ukusebenza emaphandleni ngeke kuhunyushwe!
11. Isifo esibi kakhulu - ubaba wabuza ukulungisa ucingo.
Hhayi lokhu!
12. Isimo sezulu singaba umngane omkhulu kanye nesitha esibi kakhulu.
13. Isiqhwa samane asikho.
Umsebenzi uhlale ukhona.
14. Kuhlale kunzima ukuzicabangela impilo edolobheni, futhi kunzima kakhulu ukuzijwayeza.
Ukuhlala kulawa mabhokisi? Futhi kuthiwani, egcekeni ngisho nemibhede ayikwazi ukuphulwa?
15. Awusabi ukubeletha, ngoba usuvele ukhona ekuzalweni kwempilo entsha.
Futhi waze wasiza ukudonsa imilenze.
16. Ungamemeza nje kumakhelwane oseduze!
Kungani kufanele ume emcimbini? Amamitha angaba ngu-300 - yilolu ibanga?
17. Bonke abangane bakho sebebe ne-Wi-Fi isikhathi eside.
Futhi ungazami ukungibopha kumakhompiyutha ashicilelwe ...
18. Ukuxhumeka kwamaselula? Futhi ... sizwile ngezikhathi eziningana ...
Manje ngizovuka embhedeni, ngikhuphukele esihlahleni noma ngithole indlela yokuthatha ucingo ngisho nakakhulu futhi ngikuthumele ngokushesha umlayezo.
19. Imishado yezwe iyimnandi kakhulu! Futhi ngokuqinisekile wayenethuba elingaphezu kweyodwa lokubona lokhu.
20. Bonke abangane bakho banezithombe ezinjalo.
21. Emlilweni we "Ivan Kupala" emzaneni wethu kwakuyinto enkulu kakhulu!
Futhi kuyohlale kukhona "u-daredevil" ongeke agxume ekugcineni ...
22. Njengaso sonke isikhathi, abazali bazokuthumelela ukudayisa emakethe yendawo.
Futhi akuyona iqiniso lokuthi izingoma nemidanso kuzokudlula.
23. Kusukela esemncane, uyazi imisebenzi ebalulekile njengokuqoqa amabhungane kusuka kumazambane.
Futhi awubesabi neze!
24. Futhi awukwazi ukucabanga nje enye ubuntwana
Uyakukwenqaba lolu hlobo? Cha, ngiyabonga.