Uma okungenani kwesinye sezizinto ezibalulwe ngezansi ozifundele, zithobe ... Lokhu kusho ukuthi uyinceku engunaphakade ye-monster engathokozi!
1. Usuvele ukhohliwe lapho isikhathi sokugcina osebenza ngokujwayelekile kukhompyutheni. Konke okufanele ucabangisise yiKOTE yakho ehlezi ku-clave.
2. Ngeke ucabange ukuthi izidingo zekati lakho zizokhula unyaka nonyaka.
3. Iwashi lakho akusekho lakho ...
4. ... futhi indlu yangasese futhi.
5. Ngisho nenja iyaqonda ukuthi ubani oyinkosi yendlu.
6. Lezi zimpawu ezizenzekelayo zizivumela ukuphazamisa ukuhamba komsebenzi wakho, ngenxa yokuthi "ukhathele ukubuka ubuso obugxilile."
7. Yonke imizamo yakho yokuba nomusa ihamba ngendlela engafanele.
Ayamukelekile
8. Ukhathele ukugodla emnyango ovaliwe - i-monster iyaqiniseka ukuthi ingahlala kuphi.
9. Uyamshaya waze wafuna.
10. Zonke izingubo zakho zingalungile ... Kulungile kuphela uma zimbozwe ngokuphelele izinwele zezinwele.
11. Izinwele zakho iyidokodo emasendweni ayo.
12. Uyaqaphela ukuthi ukufihla nokufuna akuyona umdlalo onjabulo kanje:
Ukubhalwa kwipheshana: Awu, kungani ukwesaba kangaka? Emva kwakho konke, ngangilele usuku lonke ngaphansi kombhede ...
Eduze isimemezelo sokulahlekelwa ikati.
13. Imikhosi yasekuseni yansuku zonke yinto eyodwa yokuhlambalaza ngokuphelele.
Njalo ekuseni ngiphakamisa inkosi yami aze angondle ... Meow!
14. Ngezinye izikhathi, wena ulambile, njengoba "umqoqo wesimiso sentla sasemini" engaphuthelwa ithuba lokubheka esikhundleni sakho.
15. Awunakubekezelela ukungahloniphi: ukusetshenziswa kwezinye izinto ngezinhloso, isibonelo, i-popcorn eshisayo yindlela enhle yokufudumala impumulo yakho ...
16. ... nalezi zikhalo. UKUBA izikhalazo.
17. ... noma umuzwa wokuthi ubukele njalo, uhlolwe futhi uhleke ngisho nokuhleka. Ngakho-ke ubuningi obungaphansi kokuhlala phansi abuhlali isikhathi eside ...
18. Uhlazeka, uma usho ukuthi udinwe "koteyshestva yakhe."
19. Impilo yakho iphenduka umfula ongcolile.
Ngaphakamisa i-hamster ...